Part time Blogger

I have turned into a Part time Blogger. Im not sure when the demotion occurred. But with all going on right now, it seems necessary. I am not doing well with school, it is a bit overwhelming to me at the moment. And I am in the process of finding a job as well. Which in itself is quite tedious. I wish I had more time in my day. Im back on a normal sleeping pattern, so the late nights when I used to get my blogging in are gone. I miss it though, and am trying to keep up. I havent posted in almost 2 weeks, wow. I need to at least try to be here once a week.

Hmm...interesting stories? Not really. I got a new CD, Muse..I had their new one Absolution, but a friend gave me the first one Showbiz, which is amazing as well. I completely enjoy all of their things.

I built myself a new computer. Yay! Project one towards understanding more about computers before all of the actual computer classes begin. Right now I am still on my general classes.
Soon I will have to start the challenging things.

Ok, Im off. I have to finish a paper for Economics now. How exciting you say?? No, not really.

The kitty has gone from insane to more insane. He fell in the toilet twice in the last week. I dont know about him....

What im listening to: Coldplay~Everythings not lost

Yay!

I dont feel like I am dying anymore! Life is good again!! WOOHOO!! And then, on my day that is so wonderful, and I can breathe again and smell again, this is what happens... I do love the little kitty I got very much, but he is CRAZY!! Today....he knocked over TWO plants, a vase of flowers, and tried climbing the wall. (Yes, the wall) I worry that maybe he is on drugs.

Ok, so maybe I give him a LITTLE too much catnip. But he loves the stuff!! And he even has me talked into that mushy soft food instead of the hard stuff that is supposed to be better for him. I am such a pushover when it comes to animals and kids. I really need to find out how to not be that way. My nephew once said to my brother "I'll just ask KC, she gives me anything I want" !!!?!! I don't know how to feel about that. Of course he IS my godson, AND first nephew...AND my favorite! So I guess its ok :)

Alright, time to go watch American Idol, I am such a dork. I love it though.

Sneezing turned into coughing..

My sneezing is now coughing and I feel like shit. I have gotten so much sleep I now dont know what it is like to be awake for more than 4 hours at a time. I have bronchitis I believe. I would go to the doctor and get some antibiotics to clear it up, but dont have any insurance at the moment. Not something I have ever had to worry about before, I dont like that.

Well, I also probably made myself more sick by going out on Saturday night. It was a family outing, so I couldnt NOT go. And I felt great the whole night, drunk as a skunk, but didnt feel my cold at all! I think maybe I should just stay drunk until it goes away. Nah, then I would have to deal with being hung over every day, and Im a wimp, not so good at handling the next day. I will write something a bit more interesting and get to all of your blogs as soon as Im feeling better, right now the couch is too appealing and the computer chair is not.

*sneeze*

Yes..Im sick. I thought it passed me by. I was waving to it from a distance as it visited all of my friends and family. I guess I was just too irresistable though, and in the last minutes before heading back to his summer home, Mr.Flu stopped by to pay me a visit.

I think that I am so tired and drained all I can do is sleep. I usually DONT sleep, so its an interesting thing to get so much sleep. I just wish I was getting the normal benefits from it.

So I was supposed to go to Las Vegas, and now I dont know if Im going. The problem is this: Im deathly afraid of flying. So I keep making the plans to go and keep backing out. My good friend lives there and every couple of weeks I get a call or email saying " did you book it yet?" Any suggestions from anyone on how to fly when you are afraid to do so? I was thinking about taking valium or something, then was thinking of just drinking a bottle of Captain before getting on the plane, but I dont think I want to be drunk. It might be even worse. But of course right now I cant think of anything worse than flying, so maybe not.

"How's it Hanging?"

Well, I think that this is such a fun book that I will choose to share just a little bit more with you today! I found this section quite entertaining!! I hope you do too!

"How's it Hanging?"

Straight guys may say this to a buddy when they run into each other at their local alehouse. WHat do they mean? Probably its just another way of saying "How are you doing," but because men are obsessed with their penises, they'll find any excuse to slip them into the conversation under veiled pretenses. If it's hanging low, that probably means that they've gotten laid recently, and therefore, they're doing pretty well. If it's high and tight, it means they've been a little stressed and need to get boffed. Mind you, men dont't actually say these things, but that's the underlying meaning of "how's it hanging?"



Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man
Dan Anderson/Maggie Berman

Hmmmm

So I have decided to continue on with my book review, the next book I will review is my coffee table book, titled Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man. (Yes, this is also a real book)

"We've had numerous conversations about when you've gottne the guy into striking distance but are unsure about what to do next. Sure you can look up into his eyes with a sexy come-hither glance. You can throw your arms around his neck and deliver a deep, wet kiss. Or you can slowly and seductively massage the knots out of his neck and back. These might work, but in the end, there is only one method that is absolutely fail-safe. Take a deep breath, emit a slow, audible exhale, look into his eyes and just grab it."

This book was a gift to me from a gay friend. It even has pictures and diagrams on proper ways of doing "things". FUNNY book!

Ok...just wanted to share.

Blog of the day

However do I manage to live up to the standards of such a title. The blog of the day. Thank you Denny, and not so thank you at the same time. Hmmm.. what to say, what to say. SOOO much pressure! Its like being infront of a firing squad here!! I was going to write about how glad I was to have discovered Tylenol Complete, after my recent "allergic to my cat" diagnosis. But that seems somewhat trite now. So I will take my cue from Denny's blog and write about the book I am currently reading, titled The Ethical Slut. It is not at all as horrible as it sounds and is completely as horrible as it sounds at the same time.

First sentence in the book:
"Many people dream of living an open sexual life - or having all the sex and love and friendship they want. Most never try, believing that such a life is impossible."

Hmmm..interesting so far?

Other interesting points:

"Promiscuous: This means we enjoy too many sexual partners. This word alone has possibly created more unhappy sluts than any other. Kinsey once defined a nymphomaniac as someone who has more sex than you."

If you are interested and want to read more buy the book. I really doubt that most people want to read it,haha, but I find books like this quite interesting.

Book Title: The Ethical Slut
Authors: Dossie Easton/Catherine A. Liszt

"..she would change everything about her..using colors..loud and bright.."

I actually have something to write about! Sorry TG, just getting to this now, (I hate math I hate math I hate math) Had to take a math assessment because I SUCK. Haha. But here are the answers to my interview..unfortunately all that will be found out from this is that I am a boring person. Haha
Ok..Here goes!

1. If you could change anything about your life, would you and what would it be?
If I could change anything it would be that I would have finished college the FIRST time I went. I would be in a totally different place right now, not 30yrs old asking 18yr old boys how to simplify an equation..

2. If you could take back one bad thing you did, would you and what was it?
YES! I ended a relationship with someone I loved on bad terms and said some pretty horrible things, he passed away shortly after and I think about that ALOT and would take it back in a heart beat.

3. If you could have lunch with one person, living, deceased, or fictional, who would it be and why?
The Mad Hatter..how fun!

4. What's the most important thing you think you've learned from your mother?
Not to trust men...KIDDING! (kind of) To appreciate everything I have.

5. What was your most embarrassing moment and did you learn anything from it?
Got drunk and threw myself at a good friend of mine who I had a secret crush on...He laughed..and laughed..and laughed...I learned that it was just a crush, and I was REALLY glad nothing happened..he turned out to be a real ass hole. What did I learn? Next time I need to be a bit more drunk, that way maybe I wont remember it all...

Ok! WHo is next?



A big shout out to anyone who can name the artist the song lyrics in my title are from, and the song.