Saturday, March 05, 2005

"How's it Hanging?"

Well, I think that this is such a fun book that I will choose to share just a little bit more with you today! I found this section quite entertaining!! I hope you do too!

"How's it Hanging?"

Straight guys may say this to a buddy when they run into each other at their local alehouse. WHat do they mean? Probably its just another way of saying "How are you doing," but because men are obsessed with their penises, they'll find any excuse to slip them into the conversation under veiled pretenses. If it's hanging low, that probably means that they've gotten laid recently, and therefore, they're doing pretty well. If it's high and tight, it means they've been a little stressed and need to get boffed. Mind you, men dont't actually say these things, but that's the underlying meaning of "how's it hanging?"



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4 Comments:

Blogger Happy and Blue 2 said...

As a straight male I have never analyzed this statement in that way.
Are you sure it's not a gay thing. Maybe getting in touch with their feminine side or something.....

9:31 AM  
Blogger Brother Kojak said...

Man...be for real. Yea, we are obsessed with our penises, but evidently the author is so gay he can't even relate to phrase. There is no break down of the phrase. its just putting your dizzat before all else. kinda like "Forget how YOU are doing, what new stories do you have featuring your dizzat?

KC...don't trust a GAY man to give you advice on men! he's your competition! AND he can't relate! Look at baseball. When a player does something well, he'll get a smack on the ass from a teammate. Its a traditional sign for "good job" and that's it. I would bet that a non-atheletic homosexual may see this as a sign of "oh! what do THEY have going on ?"

2:34 PM  
Blogger thtgrl said...

KC!!! I felt like an idiot asking the teenage boy at Barnes and Noble for The Ethical Slut! They didn't have it and I decided against asking for this one. I'll have to hit Amazon...not that I have anyone to use these techniques on lately...

3:59 PM  
Blogger thtgrl said...

Denny, that's what I felt like doing in the bookstore! Haha!

3:49 PM  

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