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I am sitting here, pulling my hair out of my head, waiting ANXIOUSLY for my sister to come pick up here demon spawn children. Usually I am having so much fun with them, however...the fact that they have demolished my house, punched each other in the face...managed to scare even the Satan cat...Ive had about all I can handle. I dont know if I can have kids...I would be SOOOOO stressed all the time I think. (im sure you get used to it...but AHHHHHHHH) So here I sit...tense as I can POSSIBLY be...my head is pounding, my hair falling out. I need some release... I would love to have some wild crazy sex right now...but since that is NOT an option right now I am writing in my blog. What a trade off, huh? (yeah right...sorry guys...I think the sex would be better) Hmmm... I wonder why it is when I get frustrated or flustered I always seem to want to have sex? Is that normal? I sure hope so...
Ok...some strange odd tid bits of info about me for anyone who wants to know:
I cant sleep with socks on. well, honestly, I cant stand having socks on EVER. Only when I am wearing shoes. I dont care how cold it is, socks drive me crazy.
I cannot start reading a book without reading to the end. I have called in sick to work to finish reading a book. When I have really large novels it kills me to have to put them down...it is SOOOO hard.
I always have a vase of fresh flowers on my desk. Usually tulips or wildflowers.
I have a picture of my nephews on my desk...I like that sometimes better than having them here in the flesh...(especially today....!!!!)
I ALWAYS have at least 4 cups of coffee in the morning...hazlenut creme with fat free vanilla creamer.
I have music playing in the background at ALL times...
I do not ever use cash for anything...always credit or debit. I hate having cash on me.
I have about 15 plants in my living room, it is a tropical paradise...nah, not even close...but I like the feelings of the outside being inside..I have 2 books on how to keep them alive and happy and often like to sprout new babies from the plants I have. My oldest plant is 7 years old.
Ok...thats enough for now. Too much info and I will no longer be interesting...hehee..(not that I ever was...but I can dream)
Quote of the day: Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P.J. ORourke
Ok...some strange odd tid bits of info about me for anyone who wants to know:
I cant sleep with socks on. well, honestly, I cant stand having socks on EVER. Only when I am wearing shoes. I dont care how cold it is, socks drive me crazy.
I cannot start reading a book without reading to the end. I have called in sick to work to finish reading a book. When I have really large novels it kills me to have to put them down...it is SOOOO hard.
I always have a vase of fresh flowers on my desk. Usually tulips or wildflowers.
I have a picture of my nephews on my desk...I like that sometimes better than having them here in the flesh...(especially today....!!!!)
I ALWAYS have at least 4 cups of coffee in the morning...hazlenut creme with fat free vanilla creamer.
I have music playing in the background at ALL times...
I do not ever use cash for anything...always credit or debit. I hate having cash on me.
I have about 15 plants in my living room, it is a tropical paradise...nah, not even close...but I like the feelings of the outside being inside..I have 2 books on how to keep them alive and happy and often like to sprout new babies from the plants I have. My oldest plant is 7 years old.
Ok...thats enough for now. Too much info and I will no longer be interesting...hehee..(not that I ever was...but I can dream)
Quote of the day: Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P.J. ORourke
4 Comments:
I stumbled upon your blog. Very funny! Thank you!
Haha...Im MUCH happier now...the kids are gone, its just me again. Life is good.
Denny, what strange coincidences?? Maybe we should get married..what do you say? haha
H&B sorry to throw you off there with the sex part..didnt mean to get you all flustered.
Magic...Im thinking just maybe kids are only my thing when I can send them home whenever I want to. :) I love them to death...but rationed.
I'm with ya on the kids thing.
Pictures....perfect!
Yes Jen...I think some things are better left to others...children being one of them.
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